The lights dim to a yellow-lemon flavored hue, as JOE LEMON runs out. Lemon usually wears a ridiculous looking baseball cap with a fuzzy lemon attached to the bill. Lemon will sometimes take a moment to hug one of his legions of female Lemonheads who idolize the ground he walks on and want to make many lemonbabies with him.
At times, Lemon will change his theme music to a popular song from the 90s, singing his own lemon-infused lyrics along with the crowd.
Lemon never wins, but he’s a “lovable loser” and always gets good receptions wherever he goes.
- The Lemon Drop [Death Valley Driver, with a splash of lemon]
Joe Lemon was a poor jobber back in the original EWA’s run, posting a win/loss record of 2-39-1. Lemon rarely ever had any offense in, but always showed up with a smile on his face. After years away from the ring, Lemon has returned to spread cheer to the EWA and provide everyone with a freshly squeezed glass of lemonade. Along with his fellow Lemonhead Serpent Man, Lemon is hell-bent on defeating world thirst, starting right here with the EWA.
- 2012 Lemon City Lemonade Drinking Champion
* denotes a guest appearance in someone else’s RP
*Alternative Energy [w/ Philip Donovan] (11.17.17)
FEEL THE POWER LEMONHEADS!